A slice of knife life

9 Sep

I found this ad in the classifieds for a DVD about knife ownership, presumably aimed at psychopaths who may be ignorant of the murderous potential of their large, razor-sharp pocket-machete. The earnestness with which the author enthuses about the hardcoreness of his knife is quite endearing for some reason.

Krazy knife kids

"Do you have one? A folding pocket knife with a 3-4 inch blade - like the knife available above. Do you truly understand the power of this size of blade? Did you know that just one slash can cause instant death?"

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4 Responses to “A slice of knife life”

  1. Ingrid September 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm #

    Please tell me you made up these tags just for this particular post!!!!
    This is hilarious, in a serial-killer-kind-of-way!!

    • Jordan Pickering September 10, 2010 at 2:56 pm #

      I did nothing to the screen shot except crop it, if that’s what you mean. All genuine crazy.

      • Ingrid September 10, 2010 at 3:00 pm #

        No I mean the tags at the bottom of the post, ‘homicidal maniac’, ‘psycho’??!!

      • Jordan Pickering September 10, 2010 at 3:09 pm #

        Oh. That would be me.

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