The ‘I was the only contestant’ Award

16 Apr

The sentence ‘Winner of Product Of The Year in the Cereal category’ is ungenius. Am I supposed to be impressed? It’s like, ‘Of the people in this side of the room who are between the ages of 33 and 35 and who limp slightly, you are the most beautiful’. Damning with feint praise is actually accompanied by a trophy now.

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One Response to “The ‘I was the only contestant’ Award”

  1. Ingrid May 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm #

    But who won?

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